Country to the City

I\’m just a country gal in a big city :)

108579571387172555 May 28, 2004

Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 8:54 pm

“Girlie Gossip with Emma, Marco & Stuart
Bunk Bed Whispers
Day 1, 23:45
Friday 28 May

While most of the housemates were in the living room, drinking and smoking, Marco, Emma and Stuart were whispering on the bunk beds.

“Do you know, I think Nadia is a transsexual,” Marco confided to Emma, smart as a whip. “I don’t know. She might have had the snip.”

Emma was agog but didn’t want to feel like she was bad mouthing Nadia, who she said she liked.

She was more concerned that there were only 10 beds for 12 people. “I hope there’s no bonking,” she said.

Emma, Marco and Stuart chatted on the bed before Emma joined Kitten in the hot tub, followed by Marco and Michelle. All of them kept their bath robes on.

Big Brother had to ask the housemates to respect the furniture after they splashed about the hot tub like toddlers in a bath. Kitten gave a defiant finger to the cameras, but did calm down a bit.

More water sports followed with Emma running a bubble bath. Anyone would think she’d never seen taps before, she was so excited.

Kitten continued to flick the Vs at the camera, already resenting their presence as she sat alone in the hot tub. She’ll have a tough time trying to avoid all 36 of them.

Meanwhile Jason had covered his modesty with a pair of shorts as Dan speculated about what was inside them. “It all looks real to me,” he said.

Ahmed joined Kitten by the hot tub where she talked about racism and homophobia. Kitten befriended him with her passionate anti-racism, but Ahmed kept his opinions to himself displaying an interested smile as she told him about her girlfriend and her dramatic entry into the house.”



Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 8:08 pm

*yawn* I’ve had a busy day ๐Ÿ™‚ And I’m cheezed off now, as I had typed up an blog entry before this, and stupid Blogger made it go poof! Damn, damn, dangit!

Rob Andy has been texting me again today, but the text messages stopped after 6pm. I have no idea why, I’ve had none since, I’ve sent a few, but with no reply. I mean he might have a valid excuse. His battery might have gone dead, he might have run out of credit, or he could be driving so he can’t actually text me back. You know, I have no idea.

I’ll still never forget the time when me and Tree spotted this NAM van from a distance (pretty hard to miss as they are white vans with the company stickers all over them- you can’t miss them and if you’re lucky, you might see me or someone that knows me!- yeah right! lol!)But anyhoo, I remember Tree yelling “LOOK, LOOK, NAM VAN!” And I remember looking drearly up from my book, and then pulling off at breakneck speed to try and catch up with the other van (we were in a NAM van too, only ours was plain white). And it was hilarious, because both us and the van infront were driving to the car’s speed limit (about 130mph). When we got to the traffic lights, guess who it was in the van! Yup only the gorgeous Rob Andy! Both me and Tree swooned (she likes him too), and we rolled down the window. He shouted across to us: “You’re both maniacs in that van!” And held up a can of Carlsberg he was drinking…tut tut ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I just remember laughing at him.

And thinking, “hmmm well me and Tree are going out tonight, and Rob Andy is coming too, time to put on my best sexy top methinks” ๐Ÿ˜‰ And I didn’t pull him, because he chased Leah round Desperate and Easy all night. Pah! He did stare at me a lot thought and I remember him buying me a couple of drinks that night and kissing me on the cheek when he went up to him hotel room and saying “See ya gorgeous”. So technically he did kiss me, just a peck on the cheek though. Bah… ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Oh god, I know I’m boring you all with my stories of Rob Andy, but I’m infatuated with the guy ๐Ÿ˜€

I also watched the last ever Friends tonight and the first one of BB5. Yay! Friends was really sad. It was gripping and hilarious to watch Ross and Phoebe chase Rachel up and down NY State, and then it was dead sad to see her get on the plane and turn him down. I think I cried when she said “I got off the plane”. Ahhhh ๐Ÿ™‚ And the chick and the duck were back! Yay! And the twins! Awww how cute were they!

Big Brother was fantastic as per usual. I love Marco, he is so gay and camp it’s so funny! And Emma is so much like me, it’s scary ๐Ÿ™‚ But I hate Kitten. What’s with the attitude girl? She thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread because she’s a lesbian! And that entrance was so staged! No one else was allowed to see their loved ones! Grrrr ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I’ll be keeping up to date using the Big Brother website. Can’t wait to see what happens! ๐Ÿ˜€


108570447721923022 May 27, 2004

Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 7:14 pm

O.M.G. It’s official. I have the craziest life ever. Yesterday, here I am bloggin about how I never have any luck in life and how I’m scared of the immigration officials at O’Hare.

And then today, my life turned out so cool and amazing you won’t believe it! ๐Ÿ˜€

After getting off the computer yesterday morning, I got into bed and reached for my phone t set my alarm clock. And I saw the message icon was flashing. I thought to myself “who the hell is texting me this time of the morning?” It was nearly 5am. So I checked it and I got the shock of my life! This was a good shock, mind you ๐Ÿ™‚ Rob Andy (not too sure on his proper name, some people call him Rob, some call him Andy, so he gets called ‘Rob Andy’), had text me. Now you have to think, I have fancied the pants off this guy since I first met him just after Xmas (BEFORE I met Richard). And I was gutted beyond all belief when he went off with Leah from the office ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I think I might have also cried (I know, I know, I’m a big baby). These were the text messages I got off him:

  1. “Hi it’s Rob Andy here. Hope u r well. I got your number off Tree. R u on hol yet?”
  2. “Hi I just wanted to say that I think ur lovely and would u like to go out sometime?”

I wanted to jump up and down, open the window and scream from the rooftop “ROB ANDY FANCIES ME!!!!” But alas, my parents, Gemma and Steve were all tucked up in bed, so I couldn’t make too much noise. So I just screamed into my pillow, making the least noise possible. I couldn’t text him back, so I went to sleep and jumped on my computer as soon as I woke up today ๐Ÿ™‚ I went on to o2 to send him a text message and carried on with the rest of my day ๐Ÿ™‚

Later on, I recieved a message from him. It said :

“Hello! I havent been ignorant sent messages to that other number im a dozy get! Give them a read…Am I allowed to tell you i think your sexy? X x”

And then I just lost it. I was on the computer most of the day playing The Sims, and everytime he text me, I’d dial up to AOL and get back on o2 to text him (I hadn’t got any credit until today- yay- Pay Day!!) We’ve been pretty much in constant touch all day long. One of the messages caught me slightly off guard, and my heart started racing! It said:

“Im in reading working wish you were here now!! And i wish we hadnt missed chances to kiss… All my fault but i will make it up to you x x”

And the messages kept coming. They kept making me blush (not because they were rude, but because I don’t accept compliments very well).

And then we arranged to try and meet up before Tuesday. He sent back:

“Will try my best to see you i promise! I live in wigan miles away! If we dont meet i will be here when you get back home…Nothin to blush about you are v sexy! X x”

At one point he wasn’t texting back. So I sent him another one, and then he called me! O.M.G. I must have sounded like such a geek or something. I kept repeating myself and gibbering randon stuff. He kept on saying sorry because his timing was so shite (with me going away on Tues) and how he should have just made feelings more clear to me earlier than this ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I don’t mind. I thought he liked Leah all this time, so I’d given up on him. This was a complete surprise to me ๐Ÿ˜€

And then he was asking me for my email address, but I decided to give him this address instead. So if you see someone called ‘Rob Andy’ on the blog messages, the guestbook or the tagboard, that’ll be him. And so here I am going on about my website, expecting him to call me a big saddo or something, but he just comes out with…“you know, that’s really cool. You’re not just a pretty face”. Aargh. I hate it when people say that. That’s what Richard and his Dad used to say to me ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

And now he says we will try and meet up on either Sat or Mon before I go. He’s going to try and get onto my Tesco job for the weekend, so we can have a proper chat about all this. I know that I won’t be able to talk, I’ll just sit there and stare at my shoes like I usually do ๐Ÿ˜‰

It’s weird, because I joined this fortune cookie fanlisting earlier (it’s over on the right) and look what the quote says! “He who loves you will follow you” O.M.G. The fortune cookie has spoken.


108561059272166271 May 26, 2004

Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 5:11 pm

Hello again everyone ๐Ÿ™‚ Sorry I havn’t blogged for ages, I’ve been really busy recently. And so with that, I’ll start off with something that I found on the Web:-

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Want an Evil Plan too?

Hahaha, me evil? I wish! You know the first person I would get rid of if I was? Mr Bush. God that man is evil, and I may as well wipe the planet of his father while I’m at it. Then he can’t produce any more evil offspring. Why is Laura married to that man? She needs her head looking at….more about America and it’s crappy government later… ๐Ÿ™‚

I’ve just been downstairs to make a cuppa for me, Mum and Steve. Gemma is off babysitting, Dad is working nights, Mum is watching the news, Steve is watching the live version of ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ and I’m on the computer and watching the news all at the same time. I had a drink of cranberry juice before all that. Why is it that cranberry juice always tends to make the roof of my mouth feel all fuzzy? Hmmm?

Well time for my usual bits of news roundup that no-one bothered to tell me about!….

  1. Taylor Hanson got married and has a son! Okay, this is just wrong. Why did no one bother to tell us poor people in the UK this nugget of info? I was on The earlier, and I saw a fanlisting about ‘Taylor and Ezra Hanson’. And I thought, “who’s Ezra? Girlfriend? Wife? No…can’t be a wife, he’s far too young to be getting married…” So I clicked on it and got the shock of life! Taylor got married and became a dad? I know you people in the US are thinking, “how did you not know about this? This happened ages ago!” But you have to remember, us poor people in the UK don’t get to know about things like this because Hanson bombed over here after ‘If Only’. And then I thought, “awww he’s so sweet with his son. He absolutely adores him.” But hellloooo? Taylor?! You’re 21 for gawds sake!
  2. I’m 22 and there is no way I am ready for marriage, never mind kids! People keep saying to me, “ah but the right person will come along when you’re not looking”. Ah, but I don’t want anyone. After the hysterical break-up with Chris, Alex conning me, Rich using me and Jay not caring, then I just don’t give a flying fuck anymore. All I want is a friend, not someone who is trying to get into my pants. And if you try, whoa, look out, ’cause you’re heading for a smack in the face. That’s all I have to say.

  3. And my other piece of news, still on the lower darker tone, is that tonight I was watching the news and America have stated that they are expecting another terrorist attack in the next few months. Great. Fucking great ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I decide to take my first holiday in 18 months, and they declare they’re expecting an attack. I’m already going to have problems convincing immigration to let me through, and now with this on my case too, It’s going to cause me even more stress. Come to think of it though, it could swing the other way, and see it that I’m not Asian or black, I have no criminal background, I’m not a Muslim or a supporter of Islamic traditions, and I have no intention of causing trouble. I’m a white British Christian, a main supporter of the tourism trade in the US, and I just want to stay for my three months on my visa-waiver for my holiday. Please?

Okay then, I think that is all I have to say now. I am going to the US on Tuesday, but now I’m not excited because I’m stressed out about it all. I can’t and won’t be able to relax until I am through those gates, picking up my luggage from the carosel, and walking out of the doors and into the parking lot at O’Hare. When that happens, I’ll relax and enjoy myself. I’ll forget about work, forget about the stress of my life and chill out, see my friends, have a good time and enjoy my holiday.

Sorry to be so angry at everything, but I’m stressesd out and I needed to vent….ahhh that’s better ๐Ÿ™‚


108539234339656045 May 24, 2004

Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 4:52 am

I have a new layout up! I got really bored with the red on the last one. Please tell me what you think of this one, both good and bed comments will be appriciated ๐Ÿ™‚ Off to bed now, as I have work tomorrow, and I’m shattered! Have a good one! ๐Ÿ™‚


108519159547492196 May 21, 2004

Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 8:24 pm

Hello. Okay, I have a hectic day onto tomorrow. Gemma’s parents are all coming down from Sunderland for Gemma’s 21st get-together we’re having. Mum has gone to bed early, so that she can get up and clean the house; Steve is banging around upstairs going to and from the toilet like a herd of elephants; Gemma has been boring all evening, she went to bed really early, then got up when Steve got home from work and they went down the pub; Dad is working nights and I’m down here working on my computer ๐Ÿ™‚ Have been doing quite a bit of cross stitch over the last few days. I’ve managed to get all the white areas finished off now, so now I’m onto the black and grey areas. And then I’ll be finished and then I can start on another piece, maybe Winnie The Pooh or the new piece I bought today from Hobbycraft. It’s basically a ‘house rules’ sign. It’s got cats on and says things like “If you wear it, hang it up”. It’s really cute. I’d show you a picture, if I could find a decent one, but it’s proving a bit difficult ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

And now onto Thursday’s Unconcious Mutterings:

  1. Playoffs:: Brett Favre (Go Pack!!!)
  2. Morris:: Dancers
  3. Break up:: Boo hoo…. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
  4. Eggs:: Scrambled
  5. Parker:: “Yes milady…”
  6. Hardy Boys:: Who?
  7. Deluxe:: Paint
  8. Protection:: Durex
  9. Girl Scout:: You mean Brownie Girl Guides!!!!
  10. Salsa:: Doritos

That’s all for now…I’ve changed the family buttons on my family page, they look really cool now as I’ve matched the brushes to the personality of the character. And I’ve put up a countdown clock, so you can all see how long it is till I go on my holiday..hehehe ๐Ÿ™‚ And I found a really, really funny site that Ali told me about. I’m a HUGE Harry Potter fan, and I usually hate parodies, but this one is just too funny to miss out ๐Ÿ˜€ Go see it now!


108493142518532908 May 18, 2004

Filed under: Uncategorized — countryfan @ 8:15 pm

Hello it’s me again. I’ve just taken this quiz and I was quite surprised by the result. I always thought that I was quite a good person:

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

See what I mean? I mean, gah. According to that, because I have commited a crime against God (practising Paganism), I am banished to the 7th Layer of Hell. Charming. Oh well, hey ho…

News: Hmmm let me think, I’m due to go to WI in under two weeks. I’m hoping I get through immigration, because I don’t have enough time to apply for a visa and do it properly. So I’m taking stuff with me to prove that I’m not going to immigrate or stay in the country, and hopefully they’ll let me in. Keep your fingers crossed for me ๐Ÿ™‚

On the other hand, my wrist is getting better slowly, I found a funny site called The Advice Bunny, and downloaded Firefox. It’s cool, but I’m not sure which one I prefer. I like the stainless steel look of Safari, but Firefox does seem to work a lot quicker. So I’m going to stick with this for a while. See how it goes.

My brother had to work over today at the pub. Me and him have a love-hate relationship. Sometimes I love him, and sometimes I hate him so much that I want to rip his hair out. But today I just felt sorry for him. Evil Frazer made him work over because his lazy-assed barstaff couldn’t be arsed to get there on time. And he made him clean the kitchen. And he’s not giving him his Sunday afternoon off either. The man is pure evil. If I’m in the 7th layer of hell, that man should be in a boiling river of lava in lowest layer. Bastard ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

I’m changing the layout again…tell me what you think of it, here’s a preview…

I’m also hoping to start the layout of my website soon. I’ve owned the domain since July 2003 and only made a holding page for it. I’ve found my notebook with all my work in it today in the shed, so I’m going to crack on with that tomorrow night. Tomorrow daytime though, I am going to sit in the sun and work on my tan. And do either one of the following:

  1. More cross stitch, I have three projects on the go at the moment, and I’m about half way to completing one
  2. Read more of my book. I want to finish it before I go away so I can start a new one
  3. Or just give up and play on my GameBoy. I’m playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance at the moment…and I’m addicted. It’s my crack. I’m a crack bunny, I’ll admit ๐Ÿ™‚

Anyhow, must get off ’cause I was talking to someone and now I’m being rude ๐Ÿ˜‰